I will be spending the weekend with friends... married friends... the worst possible kind!! I'm sure I will spend the whole time wondering how long it takes them to practice the smug look and the "it'll be you two next" comments. Deep down I'll be thinking you sad bastards!!!! I mean don't get me wrong, they are my friends and I love them to death but to me there's so much more to life than being old before your time... no offence intended!!!
I will be constantly checking my phone for messages from B (the married man) and wishing I was out with him instead... at least then I would be excited.. frenzied... charged... ALIVE!!! 
Wish me luck........
